bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

workingclassfucker:

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

Sounds about right

rabbitglitter:

Dear cis men regulating reproductive rights 

redribbonrobot:

I’ve been enjoying Inktober so far! :) 

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

pussandboooobs:

allhailthebands:

danthemedicman:

friends-first:

danthemedicman

this man is literally living my dream

this is unfair

i’m extremely upset right now.

I want this

I’m crying: )

screaminglonglives:

"taylor swift on why the idea of a relationship gives her a panic attack" oh I don’t know maybe it was you, e news, and media outlets like you attacking her and harassing her and slut-shaming her and making fun of her for a year because she decided to be in a relationship

maybe that’s why.

francislare:

spoopyspiders:

francislare:

consciously refers to the walk of shame as the walk of pride because having a healthy and active sex life is nothing to be ashamed about

  • stride of pride
  • touched a butt strut 
  • got laid parade
  • had a thing swing
  • removed the pants dance
  • g-spot trot
  • touched a tit, time to split
  • licked a cooch scooch 

Yes