bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET IN THE CAR

AC Unity - Arno and Elise

mugglebornheadcanon:

278. A muggleborn student dresses up as Gandalf right before a sibling’s exam and shouts “You shall not pass!”. A teacher sees this and mistakes it for the student making fun of Dumbledore. The student has to go up and explain it to him, and Albus can’t stop laughing.

nowhiteflags:

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.